Having an Old Friend for Dinner - Funny Engraved Wooden Chopping Board
Having an Old Friend for Dinner - Funny Engraved Wooden Chopping Board
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πͺ A Deliciously Dark Gift for Horror Lovers
Make mealtime a little more... memorable with this Hannibal Lecter-inspired chopping board, engraved with the chilling quote: "Having an Old Friend for Dinner."
Perfect for fans of The Silence of the Lambs, thrillers, and twisted kitchen humour, this board is ideal for prepping meals, serving cheese (or fava beans), or as a standout piece of spooky home dΓ©cor.
π Looking for something disturbingly delightful? This board is perfect for horror buffs and fans of dark humour β order yours now!
π₯ Product Features:
- Premium Wooden Chopping Board β Made from durable rubberwood or acacia
- Laser Engraved Quote β Crisp and long-lasting detailing
- Funny & Functional β Great for meal prep, serving, or as Halloween kitchen decor
- Horror-Themed Gift Idea β Perfect for birthdays, horror fans, or Halloween parties
- Easy to Maintain β Hand wash recommended to keep it looking fresh
- Conversation Starter β A must-have for anyone with a taste for the macabre
Chopping boards are available in the sizes stated below:
- Rectangle Rubber Wood β 30cm x 20cm
- Round Rubber Wood 25cm or 30cm
- Rectangle Acacia Wood β 30cm x 20cm
- Round Acacia Wood 25cm
- Large Rectangle Acacia Wood 35cm x 24cm
NATURAL MATERIALS: We offer our boards in both Rubberwood and Acacia wood. Both of these woods are water resistant and perfect for use as a chopping board. The boards feature a groove to catch crumbs and liquids. Every board has itsβ own natural patterns and knots, these unique features show through the engraving creating different colourings within the engrave, making every board unique and special.
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Beautiful. As described. Fast delivery.
Love this item. Bought as gifts. Very happy. Lightweight boxes. But very well crafted and engraved beautifully. Thanks
A beautiful item, very happy π
Item perfect and delivery very quick. Recipient loved it
Beautifully crafted box with the inscription exactly as requested
Lovely box, made a great gift
Very happy, loved this box ordered 2
Ordered this for my son and his partner for their wedding in New York.
I canβt thank the seller enough for resolving a slight problem we had in such a professional way.
I would definitely recommend this seller and I will definitely buy from them again.
Great keepsake box, well crafted and the design looks just as we had imagined. Good quality, seems sturdy. Personalised just as requested. The perfect gift!
Item exactly as described, created and dispatched very quickly. We are gifting this to my husband from our toddler and baby - what I love it that coz the rest do the box is plain we can personalise it more with handprints from both boys. Great little gift, canβt wait to give it to my husband. Would recommend the seller - like I say item exactly as pictured and fast service. Thank you x
Lovely product, as described, delivery was quick.
Such a lovely item. It's going to make a fab gift
Looks amazing, exactly what i wanted, came well packaged in a lovely brown paper, really looking forward to my husband having this! Thankyou
A lovely memory box as a gift for my daughter in laws baby shower